Thursday, December 15, 2025

Kotel-All Exclusive!


My Bar Mitzvah: Lo-Res 10MB | Hi-Res 27MB | YouTube

Video is naturally awkward and awash in holy light. I was shitfaced by 10am on arak and Russian vodka. I think the hair on my chest actually shrank. Videography by Mobius aka Jewschool Dan. Music by 50 Shekel. Special thanks to Laya/"CK" Dave of Jewlicious, Rabbi Ezra Weschler, and Dan Gordon at Aish for making this happen.

UPDATE: Sorry, I haven't had that kind of immediate hangover buzz before noon since those 7am "elbo room" parties in college and I forgot to thank the man who is really responsible for the warm, fuzzy feelings today: Dov Charney of American Apparel. The Jewlicious yiddos talked him into funding the booze and bagels supply. More drinking on Dov's dime tonight at the real BM party being held at an anarchist collective where I hope to pass out under a balloon arch.

Addidtional coverage of the Bar Mitzvah and later the party are now up on Jewlicious. There's even a podcast of it here courtesy of SoCal's Rabbi Yonah.

Proper backlash can be found at a comments thread near you!
Comments:
Merry Christmas Krucoff.
 
Hearty yasher koach on the inebriation of bar mitzvah imbibing...I'm sure you could find some excellent cures for hangovers on Google. Just a tip.
 
So.. let me get this straight... you can drink vodka at the Kotel... but if natlie Portman attempts to kiss a man near the Kotel, then all hell breaks loose? Well,, happy hanukah everybody
 
And demonstrated by the photo, man on man kissing is allowed.
 
can I still serve shrimp as passover? Lisa K.
 
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