Today, the Rappelling Rabbi Eliahu Ellis of Aish HaTorah guided a group of us through Qumran in the Judean Desert where the Dead Sea Scrolls were discovered accidentally in 1947 by two Bedouin shepherds looking for their "lost goat." He talmudically attested that there's some mountain cat, no doubt kosher, lurking in my big city rat exterior; I always landed on my feet. But there's no denying that the tar heel blue colored helmet I'm wearing gave a super gay U.N. peacekeeping mission feel to the morning.